January 2009
14 posts
Will Oldham In The New Yorker →
thepilgrim-chapter32:
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:
toocutebyhalf:
alexblagg:
After reading this, I’ve decided that I want to create and exec produce a new Vh1 reality show about a house where Will Oldham lives with R. Kelly, Merle Haggard, Zach Galifianakis and that chick who played Jessica McClure in the TV movie “Everybody’s Baby”. Each week Will would send one person home for having an...
September 2008
4 posts
The Party Returns
The Krokus Jort party is back after summer vacation. While on vacation Krokus adopted a new style. See here’s how it goes…if you want to be like Krokus you have to wear a certain outfit. You have to wear a solid colored polo (which must be tucked in), pressed khaki shorts, boat shoes or white sneakers, a ugly hat (preferably camo), and ,most importantly, sunglasses with a strap so...
June 2008
19 posts
Dwight Shroot's Head
What else do I need to say? Dwight went with Taylor to Italy…Dwight had lunch with Tom Jones (The Sex Machine) and Gary Busey (The One and Only) and they are planning a jort party that everyone is invited to…the party will feature obscure jazz music that will be immediately identified by the Supreme Chancellor of Jazz Music…thats right I’m talking about Evan Bright.
Gary...
Ya Boy Fife!
fifeman: Yes, ladies and gentlemen!! This is rapper FIFE from Houston. A rapper simply named FIFE can’t be ALL bad, check out his MySpace! Ha!
“Do you even listen to jazz? Sure you do…”
– Evan Bright
chicagojo: ihatethisoldplace: mekaneck: Stop...
